Posted by fifthdimension on February 27, 2008
The recent India Vs Australia Cricket series has seen some very amusing, though unfortunate, turn of events in terms of sporting spirit, ethics and morality. However, my point of discussion is not “Who’s Right, or Who’s Wrong?”
Sledging is a natural tendency among players of sports and at all levels. When situations turn out frustrating on the field, players are compelled to react that way, because they need an outlet to let go off their frustrations. That’s it.
Interestingly, I’ve observed that a majority of the sledge-smart players are at a talent level of average or mediocre. You’ll rarely see experts dabbling with such trifles.
That said, let me recollect some of the most amusing and funny sledgings in the history of cricket:
How’s your wife and my kids? [Rod Marsh’s famous comments to Ian Botham]
McGrath: Why are you so fat?
Brandes: Because every time I fuck your wife she gives me a biscuit.
[A sledging match between Glenn McGrath and Eddo Brandes after McGrath gets frustrated at being unable to dismiss Brandes]
You don’t get a runner for being an overweight, unfit, fat cunt!
[Ian Healy’s famous comment when Arjuna Ranatunga called for a runner on a hot night during a one dayer in Sydney]
McGrath: “So what does Brian Lara’s dick taste like?”
Sarwan: I don’t know. Ask your wife.
McGrath (losing it): “If you ever fucking mention my wife again, I’ll fucking rip your fucking throat out.” [Glen McGrath to Ramnaresh Sarwan]
“Now David, Are you going to get out now or am I going to have to bowl around the wicket and kill you?” [Malcolm Marshall was bowling to David Boon who had played and missed a couple of times]
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Posted by fifthdimension on February 19, 2008
AVM Infosys deals with Computer SPEARS! It can only happen in India.
P:S: A mis-spelt version of Computer Spares. The guy might not be proficient in English, but he’s adept in assembling computer hardware as well as troubleshooting!
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Posted by fifthdimension on February 14, 2008
If you expect me to say that Obama is going to be the US President, I will hugely disappoint you! But over the past few days, I have some exciting and positive observations, which could be common with many of you.
Whether Obama will win the race for nomination or not is not my area of interest. For me, the most bewildering part is the kind of following that Obama has succeeded to generate! Young Americans constitute a majority of his followers. His campaigns leave behind a trail of energy and excitement, which is very rare in the history of US elections. His inroads into Mrs Clinton’s fortresses, i.e. Virginia and Maryland, are significant.
I see Obama as a Panzer dancing behind the enemy lines, headed for the target with lightning speed! Obama is emerging as a new cult in the United States. In this case, his mission, among many others, is to bring an end the mindset that led to the Iraq war.
Will the new president restore faith in the United States? Will the world’s powerhouse get an able leader, who can align the country with the interests of the rest of the world? The new President’s policies will impact a number of broader global issues like climate change, terrorism and poverty.
Posted in News, Perceptions, Politics, Reviews, Society | Tagged: Global Politics, Internationalism, Obama, Obama vs Mrs Hillay Clinton, US Presidential Elections, US Presidential Nominations, USA | 3 Comments »
Posted by fifthdimension on November 7, 2007
While Travel 1.0 is headed for its sunset, the Web 2.0 has enabled the Travel industry to integrate new features, enhance user experience and differentiate themselves in the highly competitive travel market. So, here comes Travel 2.0.
Unlike Travel 1.0, where companies were in control, in Travel 2.0, corporates must allow travelers to take control, plan and find or design the perfect trip. So, the concept of lowest airfares or the cheapest trip do not hold much water anymore.
Has anybody noticed the social networking phenoma? You do not belong to the Internet generation if you have not! The most interesting aspect is that this kicked off the Long Tail economy. If you want to be in business, you must concentrate on niches and the smaller products. This is because all the smaller numbers taken together, by far, will out number the larger product.
Before going further, I’d like to remind you that you can’t ignore customer complaints. They are communicating with each other and eavesdropping in social sites. It takes just a day to ruin your reputation, which matters most while selling products.
Alright. The Long Tail almost rang the death knell for the Pareto Principle . In wake of Web 2.0, you can’t even imagine banking on the 80/20 law or “the law of the vital few”.
Recently, Phocuswright released their five predictions on the future of the long tail in travel. Here’s a summary of their report:
- The little guy’s (product, channel, site, business) influence is significant
- The sum of the niches is embraced
- The 80/20 rule is debunked (“law of the vital few”)
- The size of your reputation matters more than the size of your marketing budget
- Distressed, “out of print” or discontinued product now has value
The first four definitely looks very vital for the Travel Industry, which will guide all future strategies on products, pricing, marketing and branding.
Posted in Airlines, Media and Culture, News, Perceptions, Reviews, Society, Travel | Tagged: Travel, travel 2.0, travel industry trends, web 2.0 | 4 Comments »
Posted by fifthdimension on October 17, 2007
Finally, the US-China bilateral relationship is headed for a snafu. As the US prepares to honor Tibetan Dalai Lama with the Congressional Gold Medal, the situation has turned quite amusing, especially in wake of China’s reaction to the US senate’s decision.
For China, Dalai Lama is a fugitive. But the US decision to honor him with such a Top Civilian award has made things clear that US is not going to buy China’s verdict on the Dalai Lama. Did the US congress ever listen to anyone? I have serious doubts!
Whatever it may be, this is a gross intrusion into China’s internal affairs. Honoring the Dalai Lama is to support the Tibetan struggle for “real autonomy”. But again, the Dalai Lama is a spiritual leader, as Mr. Bush sees him. Meanwhile, we know that Mr. Bush wears some strange glasses that casts images of chemical weapons and weapons of mass destruction in the deserts of Iraq. I wonder if he’s wearing the same!
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Posted by fifthdimension on October 12, 2007
Am I ever I gonna buy lipstick for my girlfriend? No way! Because “lipsticks” are synonymous with “leadsticks”, I wont buy her one again even if she keeps insisting.
During a Campaign for Safe Cosmetics, a U.S. consumer rights group found one third of the lipsticks they tested contained lead above the US Food and Drug Administration’s 0.1 ppm limit. The samples that tested negative include popular brands like Cover Girl, L’Oreal and Christian Dior!
So, what’s the hoopla about lead? Researchers associate lead to learning, language and behavioral problems such as reduced academic performance and increased aggression. Increased aggression! That’s another reason. Lead is particularly unsafe for pregnant women and young children as it has been linked to infertility and miscarriage.
Wouldja buy me a lipstick, honey? Always say NEVER!
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Posted by fifthdimension on October 3, 2007
Churchill may frown upon him as the half naked fakir, but I’m convinced that what Gandhi showed to the world decades ago can only be achieved by the brave. There have been the likes of Che Guevera and Fidel Castro, whose claim to greatness is unquestionable, but taking on the mighty empire with empty hands, i.e. the dictum of non-violence, is something which is lacking in the present world order.
Lasting world peace can only be achieved by following the golden principles of the Mahatma. It was 2nd October yesterday, the birthday anniversary of Gandhi. This post is not just a reverence to this great figure, but a reaffirmation of my faith in non-violence- the only road to a free world.
“Put all your knowledge, learning and scholarship in one scale and truth and purity in the other and the latter will be far outweighing the other.” – Mahatma Gandhi
Posted in Life, Perceptions, Philosophy, Politics, Society | Tagged: Churchill, Gandhi, non-violence, peace, Politics | 2 Comments »