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Sledge Smart Cricketers- It Tickles my Belly!

Posted by fifthdimension on February 27, 2008

The recent India Vs Australia Cricket series has seen some very amusing, though unfortunate, turn of events in terms of sporting spirit, ethics and morality. However, my point of discussion is not “Who’s Right, or Who’s Wrong?” 

Sledging is a natural tendency among players of sports and at all levels. When situations turn out frustrating on the field, players are compelled  to react that way, because they need an outlet to let go off their frustrations. That’s it.

Interestingly, I’ve observed that a majority of the sledge-smart players are at a talent level of average or mediocre. You’ll rarely see experts dabbling with such trifles.   

That said, let me recollect some of the most amusing and funny sledgings in the history of cricket:   

How’s your wife and my kids? [Rod Marsh’s famous comments to Ian Botham]

McGrath: Why are you so fat?
Brandes: Because every time I fuck your wife she gives me a biscuit.
[A sledging match between Glenn McGrath and Eddo Brandes after McGrath gets frustrated at being unable to dismiss Brandes]
You don’t get a runner for being an overweight, unfit, fat cunt!
[Ian Healy’s famous comment when Arjuna Ranatunga called for a runner on a hot night during a one dayer in Sydney]

McGrath:So what does Brian Lara’s dick taste like?”
Sarwan: I don’t know. Ask your wife.
McGrath
(losing it): “If you ever fucking mention my wife again, I’ll fucking rip your fucking throat out.” [Glen McGrath to Ramnaresh Sarwan]

Now David, Are you going to get out now or am I going to have to bowl around the wicket and kill you?” [Malcolm Marshall was bowling to David Boon who had played and missed a couple of times]

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